Events for September

All September

Self-Improvement Month

Learn from the best.  All DVD’s are 20% off the entire month.

September 5th

Be Late For Something Day

To make sure you’re not “late,” all condoms are 25% off.

September 13

Fortune Cookie Day

Confucius say, “Good Day To Have Sex.  Get 25% Off Any Product In The Store.  Play 2-10-17-26-32-45.”

September 19

Talk Like a Pirate Day

You’ll get 20% off your entire purchase if you wear an eye-patch and say, “AAAAARRRGH.”  

September 28

National Rabbit Day

Wow, this is a no-brainer.  Discount all jackrabbits in the store by 30%.