Events for SeptemberAll SeptemberSelf-Improvement MonthLearn from the best. All DVD’s are 20% off the entire month.September 5thBe Late For Something DayTo make sure you’re not “late,” all condoms are 25% off.September 13Fortune Cookie DayConfucius say, “Good Day To Have Sex. Get 25% Off Any Product In The Store. Play 2-10-17-26-32-45.”September 19Talk Like a Pirate DayYou’ll get 20% off your entire purchase if you wear an eye-patch and say, “AAAAARRRGH.” September 28National Rabbit DayWow, this is a no-brainer. Discount all jackrabbits in the store by 30%.