March is National Nutrition Month in the USA. It's also the month when most of our healthier New Year's resolutions go to die. Which makes it extra important to get out there and do something healthy. Or stay in and do something healthy. Or stay in and do something healthy AND naughty.

So instead of letting those New Year's resolutions get swept out with the spring cleaning, what are you going to do to celebrate National Nutrition Month? Are you going to sit on the sofa and wish you were 15 pounds lighter? Or are you going get it on with your partner a few times a week and actually be 15 pounds lighter by April fool's day? Who'll be laughing then?

All kinds of studies say you can burn anywhere between 200-1,000 calories during sex that lasts at least 20 minutes...

I wasn't a fan, not really.

I knew "Creep" and I think I saw the "Paranoid Android" video a million times on MTV summer 1997 (dismembered cartoons, gay bikers, psycho bird, aliens maybe? Ring any bells?). By the time KidA came out in 2000, I not only didn't get it, I didn't care. It didn't mean anything to me. I didn't even try Amnesiac when it came out a year later. Months went by before I ever heard it.

Then I found myself having spectacular, cerebral sex and Radiohead was the soundtrack.