NEW PRODUCT: Evolved Rose

Just in time for Valentine's Day!

Feel the smooth silicone rosebud, flex the Rose's stem into any position for just the right angle, turn on any of the 10 exciting functions, and give your lover a sweet Valentine she'll remember.

This is a simple, lovely silicone rosebud for your lover. If you snuck it into a bouquet of real roses, she might not noticed the difference until it started to vibrate!

The basics: a silicone rose bud, poseable/flexible neck, runs on 2 AAA battiers, and, like all Evolved Novelties, the Evolved Rose is waterproof and powerful.

All Evovled Novelties come with a 1-year manufacturer warranty, which is unheard of in the realm of battery-operated massagers and toys. With the Evolved Rose (in red or pink), which might otherwise seem like just a goof for Valentine's Day, you're getting a promise that it will work - and work well - for a year.

By any other name, this Rose would definitely smell as sweet.